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What Kind of Humor Do Scorpio Men Enjoy?

Updated April 27, 2024

If you are seeing a Scorpio guy and want to know how to make him laugh, then you need to understand the typical Scorpio man humor.

What does this dark and mysterious sign find funny?

A sense of humor is an important aspect of anyone’s personality, and you need to know what kind of jokes someone likes when you are dating.

You don’t want to say the wrong thing and accidentally upset or offend your date because you misread his comedy style.

You can use astrology to determine your Scorpio man’s sense of humor and figure out what will make him laugh instead of run in the opposite direction.

Sarcasm and Dry Humor

Some signs are very literal and they don’t use or understand sarcasm. Scorpio is not one of those signs.

Scorpios have a strong sense of irony and they often use sarcasm to make jokes. What attracts Scorpio men is a woman who shares their dry, sarcastic sense of humor.

Scorpio is one of the most commonly misunderstood signs of the zodiac because they are so mysterious and complex.

A Scorpio man likes maintaining his air of mystery with most people, but he craves a partner who knows him inside and out.

Knowing whether he’s kidding or being serious is part of understanding a Scorpio man. If he sees that you get his jokes, he will feel understood and might fall for you.

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Inside Jokes

Scorpios are notoriously private and mysterious, so it makes sense that one of a Scorpio man’s favorite forms of humor is inside jokes.

He enjoys feeling like he’s part of a secret club and likes sharing jokes with only his loved ones.

One of the signs that a Scorpio man has feelings for you is when he cracks inside jokes with you or gives you a knowing glance about something he knows you both find funny.

If you want to endear yourself to a Scorpio man, make lots of inside jokes with him that are just for the two of you. Sharing a funny secret will make him feel closer to you.

Roasts and Insult Comedy

When it comes to humor, a Scorpio man loves nothing more than a comedic roast or insult comedy. He has a big ego and enjoys putting other people down in a humorous way.

If it’s someone he dislikes, he makes fun of that person to show his disdain. If it’s someone he respects and admires, making fun of them in a playful way helps him bond with that person.

If you are wondering, “How does Scorpio man show love?” The answer is that while he will mercilessly tease everyone else, he never makes fun of his lover.

He might jokingly tease you when you first start dating, but once he has committed to you, he won’t ever put you down or disrespect you.

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They Don’t Use Self-Deprecating Humor

One of the typical Scorpio characteristics is that they take themselves very seriously. They have big egos, and they loathe being disrespected or insulted.

Although they don’t care too much about what other people think, Scorpios don’t go for self-deprecating humor because they don’t want to appear weak or insecure.

It’s not in their nature to put themselves down or degrade themselves in front of others.

If your Scorpio guy uses self-deprecating humor, it’s a sign that he is probably trying to manipulate someone. He wants to appear more vulnerable than he really is to get something that he wants.

They Don’t Like Being the Butt of the Joke

Although they have no problem using insult comedy against others, Scorpios hate being the butt of the joke.

The truth about a Scorpio man is that he is very sensitive and doesn’t like playful teasing.

When it comes to the typical Scorpio man traits, dating this sensitive sign means you should never crack jokes at his expense, especially not in public.

If you make fun of him, even in a way that you think is obviously joking, he takes it seriously, and it hurts his feelings.

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Elaborate Pranks

Scorpio is one of the mastermind signs of the zodiac. They are highly intelligent and driven, so they are great at coming up with detailed plans and executing them flawlessly.

A Scorpio guy is great at keeping secrets, so he makes an excellent partner if you are trying to plan a surprise party for someone else.

This means that he is also great at pulling off elaborate pranks and practical jokes.

Everything about a prank is right up a Scorpio man’s alley. He loves keeping secrets, making plans, and surprising people to keep them on their toes.

If you’re dating a Scorpio guy, watch out for his pranks. You should also enlist his help if you want to prank anyone else because no one is better at it than he is.

You should avoid pulling pranks on your Scorpio guy, though, mostly because he will probably figure out your plan. He will turn it around on you so that you are the person getting pranked.

If you succeed at surprising your Scorpio guy with a prank, he will either be impressed that you were able to fool him or offended that he was outwitted.

Scorpios appreciate a little mystery, but they don’t love surprises because they hate being taken off-guard or changing their plans.

If you want to surprise your Scorpio guy or joke with him, there are better ways to do it than by pranking him.

Sophisticated Humor

Scorpios are refined and elegant, and so is their sense of humor. It’s not that he cares if other people think he is classy, it’s just that he simply prefers sophisticated humor.

What a Scorpio man wants to hear is high-brow jokes, not toilet humor. To make a Scorpio man laugh, avoid off-color and gross humor.

A Scorpio man doesn’t feel compelled to laugh at anything he doesn’t think is funny just to make you feel comfortable, so you will know when your joke has missed the mark.

He is far more impressed by witty, clever humor than immature jokes about bodily functions.

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Taboo Jokes and Dark Humor

Although he dislikes gross humor, a Scorpio man embraces dark humor and jokes about taboo subjects.

Due to their refined tastes, most Scorpio men know better than to use this sort of humor in public. They are more likely to make these kinds of jokes in private with the people who understand him the most.

For a Scorpio man, compatibility means he needs to be able to express himself to his partner without fear of judgment or ridicule.

If you laugh when your Scorpio man jokes about subjects that could be considered taboo or offensive, then he knows you share a dark sense of humor and he will grow fond of you.

Sexual Humor

Scorpio is one of the most sexual signs of the entire zodiac, so it makes sense that they embrace sexual humor.

As with dark or taboo humor, most Scorpio men know better than to try to crack sexual jokes at the wrong place or time. He’s not going to tell dirty jokes at work or to a stranger he just met.

Despite his restraint in public, a Scorpio man needs a partner and friends who understand his naughty sense of humor.

A Scorpio man’s weakness in love is a woman who looks elegant and conservative in public but still cracks dirty jokes with him in private.

Don’t tell sexual jokes in front of his friends and family thinking it will impress your Scorpio guy.

Even if he enjoys the joke, he won’t think it’s funny that you are talking about those kinds of topics in front of other people.

He would feel the same way if one of his friends tried to tell you a dirty joke, too. He’s not a prude by any means, but a Scorpio guy thinks that some things should be kept private.

If you want him to be obsessed with you, be polite and reserved in front of others, but tell him all of the dirty jokes you want when you are alone with your Scorpio guy.

He will admire your restraint in public and be amazed at how filthy your mind really is in private.

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Clever and Witty Humor

Scorpios are very smart and have powerful minds, so they enjoy witty, clever humor. A Scorpio man likes wordplay, puns, and other forms of intellectual humor.

It makes him feel like he’s part of an elite group when he understands jokes that go over some other people’s heads.

If you want to impress your Scorpio guy, don’t hesitate to use humor that shows off your intelligence. He hates when anyone plays dumb, which he sees as a form of deception.

He also has a hard time connecting with someone who isn’t his intellectual equal, so it’s never a good idea to pretend to be duller than you really are with a Scorpio man.

A Scorpio guy admires and respects a smart woman, so show him how clever you are with your quips and witty humor.

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